My students always kept me smiling :) Here are a few of my favorite student quotes from the year.
First Grade girl: I know a word with the "sk" sound...Lusk! My stuffed animals say it all the time!
Kindergarten boy: Oh I'm so full, my stomach feels like its bleeding!
Does it hurt?
No, it just feels interesting.
1st Grade girl: You went to college? Whoa...she's famous!
Kindergarten girl: Miss Parsons! My picture is horrible...it looks weedicweeus!
5th Grade boy: I don't want this class to end. I'll never be happy again without you!
1st Grade boy: Miss Parsons is getting married!? That feels like a punch in the stomach!
2nd Grade boy: There was 2 feet of snow at your college? That's why its a college for big kids. I wouldn't be able to walk there.
1st Grade girl: I hope Miss Parsons asks me to be a bridesmaid.
5th Grade girl: I have a question. You look like Pocahontas!
1st Grade girl: Miss Parsons why do you have to move to Utah?
I have to move when I get married to be with my husband.
You can just video chat with him DUH!
1st Grade boy: I love green! Its my favorite number!
Kindergarten boy: Miss Parsons I can't put everything away! How can I take the air out of my hands?
5th Grade boy when I asked why he didn't have any work done after 20 minutes: Oh, I didn't notice I wasn't doing anything!
1st Grade girl: Miss Parsons you might have a baby soon.
Not too soon, I'm not married yet.
Miss Parsons, that's up to God not you. I mean, look at Jesus' mom!
1st Grade girl: I'm rich! I have so many cents!
4th Grade boy: We can move these tables, we're real men.
Later when asked to sweep the bathroom: Um, we don't want to get ourselves dirty.
Kindergarten girl: You're not a grown-up Miss Parsons, you're not married!
2nd Grade boy: I might come to your wedding, if I don't have a baseball game that day.
1st Grade girl: Dear Miss Parsons, Your smile is so cute. Your boyfriend is so cute.
2nd Grade boy: I LOVEEEEE....I mean...I like tutoring with you.
1st Grade boy: You look like you are having a baby in that shirt.
Kindergarten boy to his friend: My mom said I have a pretty nice tan.
Preschool girl: My computer is not really listening to me!
2nd Grade boy: A New Year’s resolution is something you want to change this year. I will brush my teeth.
Thank you to my sweet students for giving so many memories I will never forget.
